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Kristi Noem didn’t watch the newest episode of South Park.
However the Homeland Safety Secretary positive has so much to say about it.
For individuals who missed it, the Comedy Central comedy aired its second installment of Season 27 this week… and it featured an animated model of Noem heading up a gaggle of recent ICE recruits — together with South Park Elementary counselor Mr. Mackey.
U.S. Homeland Safety Secretary Kristi Noem speaks with a reporter on her airplane whereas en route from Quito, Ecuador to Joint Base Andrews, Maryland n July 31, 2025. (Picture by Alex Brandon-Pool/Getty Photographs)
This tactical unit raids a efficiency of “Dora the Explorer Live!” with the directive to “take these bad hombres down.”
Then, after a reminder that there are “many Latinos in heaven,” Noem, Mackey and ICE raid there, as properly. Sure. They raid heaven.
“Remember, only detain the brown ones,” Noem barks out as angels scramble to evade detention. “If it’s brown, it goes down!”
Noem can be portrayed as somebody closely invested in her seems, with a complete glam group prepping her hair and make-up and along with her made-up face melting off at one level.
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Maybe most hilarious and tragic and memorable, the South Park episode featured Noem taking pictures puppies, together with Superman’s Krypto canine, as a result of the cupboard member beforehand admitted in her memoir to killing her family pet as a consequence of it being “untrainable.”
She additionally referred to this murdered canine as “less than worthless.”
Throughout an look on Glenn Beck’s podcast this week, Noem didn’t tackle the entire animal murder a part of the present’s mockery.
As an alternative, she stated on air:
“It never ends, but it’s so lazy to constantly make fun of women for how they look. It’s always the liberals and the extremists who do that. If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly they can’t, [so] they just pick something petty like that.”
Kristi Noem speaks netx to Ecuador’s Minister of Inside John Reimberg (out of body) as they ship a press briefing on the Carondelet Presidential Palace in Quito, on July 31, 2025. (Picture by Rodrigo BUENDIA / POOL / AFP) (Picture by RODRIGO BUENDIA/POOL/AFP by way of Getty Photographs)
Noem did confess to not really seeing any of her portrayal as a result of she was busy “going over budget numbers and stuff.”
She’s extraordinarily busy, you see.
On the Season 27 premiere of South Park, the present skewered President Donald Trump, implying he was buddies with Devil and that he had a micropenis.
“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,” White Home spokesperson Taylor Rogers beforehand stated in an announcement.
“Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”
