Decrease-level loyalists of President Donald Trump are getting artistic of their desperation to indicate fealty to him.
Billionaires like Washington Submit proprietor Jeff Bezos and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg can tilt their media machines to spray mushy propaganda for Trump, however some schemers should determine extra performative, self-abasing methods to exhibit their devotion to Trump. And by the seems of it, the ring they’re making an attempt to kiss have to be wrapped round certainly one of Trump’s toes.
Texas Reps. Brandon Gill and Troy Nehls launched the Golden Age Act of 2025, a invoice that proposes changing Benjamin Franklin’s face on the $100 invoice with Trump’s face.
“There has been no one who has done more to bring America into the golden age than President Trump,” Gill mentioned in saying this little bit of public groveling. And simply in case you wished to understand how horrible money can look, Gill offered a mockup for the world to see.
Florida Rep. Anna Paulina Luna wasted everybody’s time by introducing a invoice to “direct the Secretary of the Interior to arrange for the carving of the figure of President Donald J. Trump on Mount Rushmore National Memorial.”
That’s proper. Luna proposes we add Trump—the man who famously informed “Access Hollywood” correspondent Billy Bush that he likes to “grab [women] by the pussy”—to the identical monument that honors presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. The one in South Dakota!
Republican Rep. Anna Paulina Luna of Florida
To not be outdone, Rep. Darrell Issa of California has promised to appoint Trump for that particular accolade he’s all the time occurring about—the Nobel Peace Prize. “No one deserves it more,” Issa wrote on X.
Issa’s spokesperson gave The Hill a press release that prompt Trump’s current Center East diplomacy was the rationale for Issa’s bootlicking. They have to be speaking about Trump’s reposting of an AI-generated video exhibiting the Gaza Strip changed into a Dubai-styled Trump resort for the wealthy.
Whereas that is taking place, the U.S. Mint is reportedly eradicating from its web site gold medals that honor regulation enforcement officers who protected the Capitol in the course of the Jan. 6, 2021, riot.
There are advantages to blindly praising Trump’s each horrible transfer, as pardoned criminals like Enrique Tarrio can attest. An insurrectionist like Tarrio, who ought to nonetheless be in jail, is now in a position to stroll round harassing these exact same Jan. 6 heroes.
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