Former congressman, briefly training lawyer, alleged little one intercourse trafficker, and confirmed soundbite-chaser Matt Gaetz withdrew from consideration as Donald Trump’s lawyer normal amid a brand new allegation of intercourse with a minor on Thursday. The transfer instantly sparked sturdy reactions and predictions about what comes subsequent for him.
However this isn’t a narrative about what comes subsequent for Gaetz. Within the 15 days because the presidential election was referred to as for Trump, he’s unleashed a barrage of unserious nominees for his Cupboard. A shocking variety of Trump’s TV-alumni dream workforce members are steeped in scandal, very like Pricey Chief himself, and are crumbling beneath essentially the most nominal of scrutiny—which makes you marvel if Crew Trump is aware of easy methods to do a Google.
With Gaetz out of the way in which, which junk drawer nominee shall be taken down by their very own nonsense subsequent?
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Pete Hegseth, Protection secretary
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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Well being and Human Providers secretary
The namesake of the beloved second son of Camelot is a household pariah who joined the Trump marketing campaign in October after folding his personal ridiculous run for the nation’s prime workplace. At the moment Trump’s choose to move up Well being and Human Providers, the mind worm-havin’, bear cub dumpin’, whale head haulin’, chemtrail embracin’ antivaxxer additionally has some not-so-sexy scandals of his personal. And on Thursday, CNN’s KFILE revealed RFK Jr. blasted “Hitler” Trump and his “outright Nazi” MAGA supporters.
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Gov. Kristi Noem, Homeland Safety secretary
This famed dog-killer from North Dakota is banned on all tribal lands within the state she guidelines with an iron fist, and allegedly cheated on her husband with Trump’s beloved adviser Corey Lewandowski. Heading up Homeland Safety might be a candy reward for Noem enduring Trump’s 39-minute dance occasion in October.
Linda McMahon, Schooling secretary
This billionaire daughter-slapper constructed the World Wrestling Leisure empire with husband, Vince McMahon. 4 years after her disastrous flip as head of the Small Enterprise Administration beneath Trump 1.0, she’s again to body-slam the Division of Schooling, regardless of beforehand mendacity about her utter lack of schooling in schooling. Predictably, she comes along with her personal baggage: She’s been accused of enabling a sexual predator who abused underage “ring boys” for many years.
Mehmet Oz, Facilities for Medicare and Medicaid Providers administrator
Dr. Phil’s solely true competitor for the title of “Worst TV Doctor” is again within the political highlight two years after his disastrous carpetbagging try and flip a Senate seat in Pennsylvania. Whereas Dr. Ozdoesn’t appear to have any sexual assault allegations holding him again, he is a recognized quack who took a web page out of the Alex Jones playbook and made tens of millions by means of dietary supplements he pushed on his viewers with a facet of junk science.
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BREAKING: Trump is nominating Dr. Ozto guide the Facilities for Medicare and Medicaid.
Biden handed Medicare drug negotiation, permitting for as much as 50 drug costs to be negotiated over the following few years.
Dr. Ozmight be Trump’s lead negotiator with Large Pharma. Be taught extra about him: pic.twitter.com/eJKzQRMI6p
— Extra Excellent Union (@MorePerfectUS) November 19, 2024
Former Rep. Sean Duffy, Transportation secretary
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Tulsi Gabbard runs for president in 2020.
Former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, director of nationwide intelligence
This Hawaii congressperson-turned-Democratic presidential candidate-turned former Democrat is reviled for palling round with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad and echoing Kremlin speaking factors like a toddler studying to cuss.
Elon Musk, co-head of made-up division named after a meme
This sketchy South African native is the world’s richest man, even after pouring gobs of cash into Trump’s marketing campaign and working the city sq. previously often called Twitter into the bottom. Transphobic as hell and much more anti-labor, this black-clad billionaire is a recognized tax-dodger who pretends to discovered modern firms. Musk has been virtually glued to the president-elect’s facet since Election Day, a lot to his cadre of nepo-babies’ dismay.
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That is only a partial record of Trump’s disastrous deliberate Cupboard, however we don’t have all day—and if we record all of them, another person would possibly withdraw earlier than we’re completed.
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So what say you? Who would be the subsequent junk drawer choose to fall?
