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Megyn Kelly is unleashing her fury on Sydney Sweeney.
This week, the actress shattered time and house whereas carrying a sheer silver ensemble.
This isn’t the primary time that Kelly has fixated on Sweeney’s breasts. One can solely hope that it’s the final.
Actress Sydney Sweeney attends Selection’s 2025 Energy Of Ladies on the Beverly Hills Resort in Beverly Hills, California on October 29, 2025. (Picture Credit score: PATRICK T. FALLON/AFP by way of Getty Photographs)
Megyn Kelly is as soon as once more ranting about Sydney Sweeney’s breasts
It was a catastrophe, leaving to her untimely departure.
Today, she’s weighing in on each sensational matter — which, by itself, could be positive — on YouTube and Patreon.
Sadly, Kelly hasn’t modified. She fairly persistently spews the worst takes possible.
This week, one of many main targets of Kelly’s ire was Sydney Sweeney.
(Only a truthful warning, along with her objections to breasts or style or girls making selections or no matter, Kelly additionally shared an explicitly bigoted rant in opposition to trans girls who had been featured in Glamour)
In the course of the Thursday, October 30 episode of her horrible present, Kelly singled out Sweeney’s beautiful robe.
(So she has a bone to select with cis girls, too, it appears)
“I object to this,” Kelly introduced.
“I disapprove of the dress,” she griped, “because it’s completely see-through.” Wait, it’s?
Actress Sydney Sweeney attends Selection’s 2025 Energy of Ladies at The Beverly Hills Resort on October 29, 2025. (Picture Credit score: Maya Dehlin Spach/Getty Photographs)
Apparently, a sheer costume ‘takes away’ males’s ‘hope’ or no matter
Whereas concentrating on Sydney Sweeney’s costume for a similar high quality that earned it a lot reward from others, Megyn Kelly obtained particular about her objections.
She identified that she will “see [Sweeney’s] entire” chest by means of the spectacular Christian Cowan robe.
Sure, one definitely can. But, by some means, Kelly sees this as a destructive.
That is when she obtained deeply bizarre about Sweeney’s breasts, heaping reward upon them as if she had been a commentator narrating a prize canine present.
Kelly described Sweeney (who’s an entire particular person) as having breasts which might be her “Number 1 assets” and “enormous” and “spectacular.” The latter two are true however a bit a lot to say; the primary is hyperbole.
Media character Megyn Kelly speaks at Donald Trump’s victory rally on the Capital One Area on January 19, 2025. (Picture Credit score: Scott Olson/Getty Photographs)
“She … overshares and then takes away the thing that is the sexiest,” Kelly griped bizarrely.
She then defined: “Which is every guy’s hope to be the one who actually sees them for real, and leaving a little to the imagination.”
This sounds just like the rambling of an aged grandma who thinks that America ought to nonetheless be the hell of the Nineteen Fifties as an alternative of the hell of 2025.
However imagine it or not, Kelly is Gen X. She’s solely 55. (And, extra importantly, there are many older individuals who don’t have or espouse abhorrent, sexist views that had been vile even a century in the past)
Make no mistake, although: Megyn Kelly needs you to know that she’s “a Sydney Sweeney fan.” Regardless of the latter’s crime of now hiding her woman-flesh in disgrace.
Actress Sydney Sweeney attends Selection’s 2025 Energy Of Ladies on the Beverly Hills Resort in Beverly Hills, California on October 29, 2025. (Picture Credit score: PATRICK T. FALLON/AFP by way of Getty Photographs)
However don’t fear, she’s nonetheless a ‘fan’
Once in a while, a celeb says or does one thing disappointing, and also you catch your self making excuses for them.
Nicely, Kelly is the bizarro-world model of that — making excuses for Sweeney despite the fact that the latter actually simply wore a beautiful robe to the purple carpet.
Kelly insisted that the 28-year-old is “very young” and believes that somebody “misled” her into carrying a beautiful ensemble.
“I guarantee you, somebody brought the dress to her and was like, ‘Now we’ll take it next level,’” she theorized with out proof. “And she trusted the wrong person, and before you knew it, we had all seen it.”
Kelly emphasised that she likes Sweeney, however shared: “I draw the line at areola.”
Bear in mind, Kelly was immortalized in Britney Spears’ “If You Seek Amy” music video for her bizarre, sex-negative clownery. We hope that she chooses to develop into a greater particular person sooner or later, however we received’t maintain our breath.