First he got here on your eggs, and now he’s taking your pasta.
President Donald Trump is slapping a 107% tariff on Italian pasta manufacturers, inflicting them to quickly be unable to remain within the U.S. market. That is partly because of Trump’s creepy antipathy towards Europe.
Properly, not all of Europe.
A cashier rings up a carton of eggs.
Trump may be very cool with Hungary’s authoritarian chief Viktor Orban and even Italy’s personal fascist Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. However apparently Meloni didn’t do sufficient to get on Trump’s good facet, as a result of his Division of Commerce has been probing a number of Italian pasta firms.
For many years, Italian pasta makers have been investigated by the Commerce Division over allegations of dumping pasta into the U.S. market at low charges to undermine home competitors. However—as a result of that is the Trump period—it’s now a lot extra haphazard and silly.
Primarily based on a criticism that Italian pasta was being intentionally underpriced, the Commerce Division reviewed 13 Italian firms—but it surely solely requested documentation from two of them. Then it bought mad and stated that the businesses had been “uncooperative” as a result of there have been some untranslated Italian phrases and undefined acronyms within the materials.
The Trump administration then determined it may simply assume that these two firms had been consultant of all 13 and slapped a 92% antidumping tariff on them. Then Trump added one other 15% tariff as a result of why not?
So it’s possible you’ll not be capable to get any imported Italian pasta, however at the least you may get pleasure from greater costs on just about each grocery merchandise.
Maybe Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent can come ahead once more and inform us that he feels our ache, simply as he did when he spoke from the center as a lowly soybean farmer—who occurs to be value $600 million. Or perhaps he’ll inform us how nice the economic system is, er … can be in 2026 and 2027.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent
Bessent can be tasked with attempting to spin the newest Trump trial balloon $2,000 stimulus examine thought into one thing that’s not in any respect a stimulus examine.
“It could be just the tax decreases that we are seeing on the president’s agenda. No tax on tips, no tax on overtime, no tax on Social Security, deductibility of auto loans” he stated. “These are substantial deductions which might be being financed within the tax invoice.”
So due to his dumb tariffs, Trump took your cash—which he now will give again to you. Properly, a few of it. Besides perhaps not. Trump may simply determine that another tax cuts from his “One Big, Beautiful Bill” in some way depend as stimulus.
Properly, at the least the vacation season is arising, and certainly that can imply extra inexpensive items, proper? Yeah, no. And you’ll thank the tariffs for that too. Do your youngsters love traditional toys like Barbie and Sizzling Wheels? Hope you’ve saved up!
Properly at the least the job market is … you already know what? By no means thoughts.