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Travis Kelce is taking part in coy in the case of a sure physique half.
As you might have heard about, the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs tight finish is the topic of fiancee Taylor Swift’s new music, “Wood.”
Practically any shut hear of this monitor, in the meantime, makes it fairly obvious that it’s actually one particular side of Kelce that’s the topic of this monitor:
The man’s schlong.
Travis Kelce scores a landing towards the Jacksonville Jaguars in the course of the first quarter at EverBank Stadium on October 6, 2025 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Picture by Megan Briggs/Getty Photographs)
Naturally, on the most recent version of his New Heights podcast alongside brother Jason, Kelce was pressed about what it looks like for the entire world to know he’s packing a severe punch… down there.
“It’s a great song,” Travis mentioned merely when requested for his tack on the one.
Jason went on to emphasise the “specific” nature of this music, attempting to get his sibling to mainly delve into the scale of his penis, however Travis tread very rigorously.
“I love that girl, so what do you mean?” he requested innocently. “Any song that she would reference me in that way…”
Travis Kelce celebrates with Taylor Swift after the Chiefs defeated the Buffalo Payments 32-29 to win the AFC Championship Recreation at GEHA Area at Arrowhead Stadium on January 26, 2025. (Picture Credit score: Jamie Squire/Getty Photographs)
Jason interrupted his youthful brother once more right here, saying, “It’s not just you. It’s an appendage. It’s a very specific thing.”
“What?” Travis teased his liked one. “I think you’re not understanding the song.”
The previous Eagles heart then quoted some lyrics from “Wood.”
“Travis, come on,” he mentioned. “Redwood tree ain’t hard to see… I thought redwood, that’s a little bit, that’s a generous word, I think. I think if somebody wrote a song about me, it’d be like, ‘Japanese maple sometimes can see.’”
LOL!
Taylor Swift performs on stage in the course of the “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour” at Wembley Stadium on August 15, 2024 in London, England. (Picture by Kate Inexperienced/Getty Photographs)
As soon as it turned clear that Travis wasn’t going to remark additional, Jason added:
“That song’s great though. The freaking beat to that song is fantastic and that’s right up my alley, so well done. I think it’s a great song… I think inserting wood innuendos is always childish enough for me that I can get on board with that.”
Swift, after all, has launched handful of songs on the album devoted to her romance with Travis Kelce, together with “Opalite” and “Wi$h Li$t.”
Nevertheless, “Wood” is her raunchiest music but, filled with R-rated innuendos and double entendres which might be new for the singer. All associated to her fiance’s spectacular package deal, let’s be trustworthy.
Swift launched “The Life of a Showgirl” on October 3 and it’s just about all anybody talks about at this level.
Apart from “Wood,” we’ve analyzed the that means behind such new tracks as “CANCELLED,” “Opalite” and “Actually Romantic.”
They’re all improbable.
